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chuck_artemis ([personal profile] chuck_artemis) wrote2013-02-01 11:14 pm

dead.guy next.door

I know for a fact that my neighbor's door has not been opened in two weeks.
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[personal profile] wolvy 2013-02-02 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Call the authorities!!

I am pretty sure my murder neighbor's dad has moved out. I hope I get non-murdered/non-killer neighbor. Who is also
quiet and maybe my new best friend. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE.
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[personal profile] wolvy 2013-02-02 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
ps. I hope your neighbor is not dead.
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[personal profile] wolvy 2013-02-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
If he is you get all A's for the semester, though.

[identity profile] breakableheart.livejournal.com 2013-02-02 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
DUUUUUUUDE NOOOOOO!

[identity profile] breakableheart.livejournal.com 2013-02-02 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know he hasn't opened the door? Maybe he comes while you are gone? Or did you put a piece of hair on his door knob so you could see if he ever went in and out? You don't have enough hair to do that! Tell me know you know!!!

[identity profile] tick-wonderdog.livejournal.com 2013-02-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
There is a big manila envelope leaning up against the door on the outside. Our stairs/doors are sheltered from the eather, and that's how the office leaves you notices and stuff, like a few days after i moved in that's how they delivered me a hard copy of my lease. therefore, even if dead guy replaces it when he leaves the apartment, who puts it back when he goes in the apartment? his apartment is like mine, only one door. 3rd floor too, so windows are out. the local pizza place gives out a discount coupon flyer every week. they tape it to your doorknob. dead guy's is still there. apartment newsletter still rolled up beteen the doorknob and frame.

when i paid my rent last week, i mentioned to the office person, 'it looks like y'all are trying to get in touch with the person in 305, and i don't think there's anybody there - haven't seen or heard anybody ever, and that envelope you got leaning up against the door is stil there'. she pulled up a window on her computer and said, no, somebody's there. they're just....ghostly'. i guess she checked the burglar system. all apartments have a motion detector near the front door (inside) so they know if somebody's in a vacant apartment. they are deactivated when the apartment is occupied. so maybe, just maybe, dead guy is a shut-in. agoraphobic. but he's gonna need to come out for food sometime. unless he's really a dead guy.
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[personal profile] wolvy 2013-02-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You could leave him some TP and ramen in a bag hanging on the doorknob, and knock, then go back to your place and listen?

[identity profile] breakableheart.livejournal.com 2013-02-03 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
He is so dead.